Brooklyn has always had a thing for doing it better – whether it’s bagels, beats, or the buds we burn. And for as long as stoners have been toking, the bong has reigned supreme: the king of smooth, the filter that makes a good high even better. Every hippie smoke circle, 90’s basement sesh, every rooftop smoke sesh—there’s always been a bong in the mix. It’s the ritual, the centerpiece, the sound of bubbling water we all know.
Now imagine that same magic—but with your vape cart. That’s the Carti9, a pocket-sized, water-filtered vaporizer that finally answers the question: what if carts hit like bongs? And guess what? Brooklyn just got its hands on it.
So, What’s the Carti9?
The Carti9 (from the makers at Cloudious9) looks like a sleek vape on the outside, but the real magic is inside: a built-in borosilicate glass water chamber. Pop in any standard 510 cart, fill up the chamber, and suddenly you’re not just vaping—you’re getting a smooth, cooled-down, full-bodied pull that feels closer to ripping glass than hitting a pen.
It’s basically like your cart just got a college degree in chill.
Why Stoners Love Water Filtration
Ask any old-school head why they love a bong, and they’ll tell you the same thing: water makes it better. It’s smoother, cooler, easier on the throat. That first bubbling inhale feels lush. The Carti9 takes that time-honored stoner wisdom and applies it to modern vaping.
- Smoother hits: Say goodbye to the scratchy throat and coughing fits.
- Cleaner taste: Terpenes shine, flavors stick around.
- Portable culture: A mini-bong vibe in a vape you can pocket.
It’s a cultural crossover—old rituals meet new tech.
Where Brooklyn Comes In
Brooklyn doesn’t just smoke, it sets trends. And now, thanks to All Good Cannabis Dispensary, the Carti9 has officially landed in the borough. If you’ve been wondering when carts would level up from “quick and discreet” to “session-worthy,” the answer is: right now, right here.
All Good has always been about more than just selling weed. It’s community, it’s culture, it’s care. Their tagline says it all: Good plants. Good people. Good life. And they’re the ones making sure Brooklyn smokers get first dibs on the Carti9.
Pull Up & Level Up
You don’t need to overthink this one. If you’re a cart user in Brooklyn, the Carti9 is a no-brainer. Slide by All Good, ask to see it, and let the crew walk you through it. They’ll show you how to fill it, hit it, clean it—and then it’s all yours.
Because sometimes, the only way forward is to bring the classics with us. And in Brooklyn, that means one thing: bongs forever, even in your vape.
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Brooklyn Just Got a Bong Upgrade: Meet the Carti9 at All Good
Brooklyn, NYC has always had a thing for doing it better—whether it’s bagels, beats, or the way we burn. And for as long as stoners have been stoning, the bong has reigned supreme: the king of smooth, the filter that makes a good high even better. Every dorm room, every basement, every Flatbush rooftop smoke sesh—there’s always been a bong in the mix. It’s the ritual, the centerpiece, the sound of bubbling water we all know.
Now imagine that same magic—but with your vape cart. That’s the Carti9, a pocket-sized, water-filtered vaporizer that finally answers the question: what if carts hit like bongs? And guess what? Brooklyn just got its hands on it.
So, What’s the Carti9?
The Carti9 (from the makers at Cloudious9) looks like a sleek vape on the outside, but the real magic is inside: a built-in borosilicate glass water chamber. Pop in any standard 510 cart, fill up the chamber, and suddenly you’re not just vaping—you’re getting a smooth, cooled-down, full-bodied pull that feels closer to ripping glass than hitting a pen.
It’s basically like your cart just got a college degree in chill.
Why NYC Smokers Still Love Water
Ask any old-school head in New York City why they love a bong, and they’ll tell you the same thing: water makes it better. It’s smoother, cooler, easier on the throat. That first bubbling inhale feels lush. The Carti9 takes that time-honored stoner wisdom and applies it to modern vaping.
- Smoother hits: Say goodbye to scratchy throats and coughing fits.
- Cleaner taste: Terpenes shine, flavors stick around.
- Portable culture: A mini-bong vibe in a vape you can pocket.
It’s a cultural crossover—old rituals meet new tech.
Where Brooklyn Comes In
Brooklyn doesn’t just smoke, it sets trends. And now, thanks to All Good Cannabis Dispensary in Flatbush, Brooklyn, the Carti9 has officially landed in the borough. If you’ve been wondering when carts would level up from “quick and discreet” to “session-worthy,” the answer is: right now, right here.
All Good has always been about more than just selling weed. It’s community, it’s culture, it’s care. Their tagline says it all: Good plants. Good people. Good life. And they’re the ones making sure Brooklyn and NYC smokers get first dibs on the Carti9.
Pull Up & Level Up
If you’re a cart user in Brooklyn or anywhere in NYC, the Carti9 is a no-brainer. Slide by All Good Dispensary in Flatbush, ask to see it, and let the crew walk you through it. They’ll show you how to fill it, hit it, clean it—and then it’s all yours.
Because sometimes, the only way forward is to bring the classics with us. And in Brooklyn, that means one thing: bongs forever, even in your vape.
